FutureRuby

July 9-12, 2009, Metropolitan Hotel, Toronto, Canada

People who program in Ruby aren’t like other coders

We are the artists, philosophers, and troublemakers. We realize that the fringe of today is the mainstream of tomorrow. We grease the engines of progress, even when we're working outside of the machine.

FutureRuby isn't a Ruby conference, but a conference for Rubyists. This is a call to order - a congress of the curious characters that drew us to this community in the first place. We have a singular opportunity to express a long-term vision, a future where Ruby drives creativity and prosperity without being dampened by partisan politics.

FAILcamp: The Essential Minutiae

July 9th, 2009

A re-post of an email for FAILcamp registrants joining us tonight. Turns out Ms. Spam Trap has rejected Mr. EventBrite’s advances.

Here’s an easy two-step program for how to succeed at FAILcamp:

STEP 1 – How to FAIL and win friends:

FAILcamp is now less than a week away, but the truth is that we’ve all been failing at things for a long time. Failing down, failing up, failing orthogonally…. that’s a whole lot of FAIL.

Seeing as there’s a lot of winning failure out there to hear about, we’re putting out a call for you to submit a brief summary of your tale of woe. We know that a lot of people want to share, and we want to present the most universally compelling stories. Don’t ruin the suspense, just give us a 20-30 word description so that we can get you on a tentative schedule since the soapbox is sure to be jammed.

Send your submission to failcamp@unspace.ca. Merci!

STEP 2 – How to get to FAILcamp without failing:

The Toronto ferry strike does NOT hurt FAILcamp:

The Queen City Yacht Club has its own tender (a.k.a big boat!), the Queen Algonquin II, and you will be riding it to Algonquin/Ward’s Island for free.


This handy map says DO NOT GO TO THE TORONTO FERRY DOCKS!

Please head directly to Queen’s Quay and York St. There is a lovely Second Cup coffee shop on the south side of the street – the docks directly to the right of it is where you can obtain your free FAILcamp boarding ticket from a group of charming Unspace lads in matching tee’s.

For our FutureRuby visitors and out-of-towners, you can get transit directions via: http://myttc.ca

Please note that if you’re not on the list, you do not get a boarding ticket.

Boat Schedule:

From 5:15pm to 8:00pm – Boat runs continuously back and forth from the docks to the yacht club continuously. There will be a line-up, but well worth the wait!

From 8:00pm – 10:00pm - The boat will be running to the yacht club approximately on the hour. We don’t recommend showing up at this time – it’ll be a long and lonely wait and you’ll miss the bulk of the talks.

From 10:00pm – 12:00am – The boat will be running back to the dock continuously (no pick-ups from the dock). If you are going to go exploring FAILisland, set your watch for this time.

Talks start at approximately 6:30pm and run until 9:30pm (MC’d by one Joey “Accordion Guy” DeVilla), then the stunning DJ Barbi hits the decks so you can showboat all your failed dance moves.

Remember to pack a picnic and send your submissions to failcamp@unspace.ca, and we’ll see you all tonight!

Love & tragicomic whales,

The FAILcamp team

(a.k.a Unspace, FutureRuby, Refresh Events, Joey DeVilla)


FAILCamp Toronto

Thursday, July 09, 2009 at 6:30 PM – Friday, July 10, 2009 at 12:00 AM (ET)

Queen City Yacht Club - Algonquin/Ward’s Island, Toronto

Accordion Guy’s (RubyFringe) Toronto Guides

July 3rd, 2009

Last year we ran a conference called RubyFringe which was pretty alright. Leading up to the event, Joey “Accordion Guy” deVilla wrote a series of amazing articles describing getting around Toronto and things to expect while you’re here. They deserve a dust-off now that FutureRuby is around the corner.

It’s worth noting that the IRC back-channel from RubyFringe is still running.